best text convo ever

mom: Eric, you know i love you always no matter if you are gay or not. (i read your blog already)
-Dec 6, 10:09 am
me: ok if you love me then order me my smartphone
-Dec 6, 10:13 am
mom: come home and i will oder with you
-Dec 6, 10:14 am
me: ok good. love you!
-Dec 6, 10:14 am

this convo was this morning, 12 hrs after my latest blog post. keep in mind this time i did not advertise my blog anywhere, and i have not blogged in a while. which leads me to assume my mom stalks me consistently on blogspot.

Love you mommyy!!! <3333 can't wait to get another text from you!!! we'll talk more about that smartphone

starting new

k i think i've just about exhausted all my bro knowledge. I think from here on out my entries will start being serious. I'm pretty sure if i keep talking the way i do in my blog, no medical school will ever accept me once they read it haha. i've heard med school admission officers stalk potential candidates. so chances are they'll prob find this. heehee.
oh btw, did you know my parents found out about my blog? it was a great day.
me: *walk into house
dad: Eric, I just read your blog
me: whaa? really? who showed you?
dad: allen did. Eric,  你是gay吗？(are you gay)
me: LOLOLOLOL AHAHAHHA
dad: why you tell boys to go after boys? what is bromance? where you come up with it
me: LOLOLOLOL AHAHAHAHH
dad: where did you get a picture of my car
me: LOLOOLOLOL AHAHAHAHH
me: k dad i'll see you later *walk up to my room
dad: stop saying bad words too!

k i was jk i'm prob gonna keep writing some stupid entries cause its fun.  i'll just delete this blog when i apply in june! lololers. don't worry though i'll write about serious sh*t too.

*my parents are prob reading this now. hey mom and dad! <3 you