romance

Hello, in this entry i will be elaborating on a very serious topic called relationships. I consider myself to be an expert when it comes to the art known as romance, and in this entry, i will teach you all i know so that you too may go forth and practice. oh btdubs i'm ain't talking about the lame kind of romance you guys prob think i'm about to talk about between a male and a female. (lolol gotemm) but for real, thats gross. i'm talking about the romance between bros, otherwise known as bromance.
Here are the reasons why bromances kick a$$
1. No Drama
While a real relationship may have its ups and downs and lots of drama(ew f'real), a bromance is simple and direct, there is no drama whatsoever, to two bros, any argument is just a temporary misunderstanding of the other bro to be a f*g. to end any argument, any variation of the simple convo will do, "aight bro, you done b*tchin?" "yeah bro my bad, hug me b*tch". and thats it. how do you build bromances? chilll i'll elaborate soon n*gga
2. Loyalty
A bro always has another bro's back, whether it be taking care of each other when crunked out, keepin secretzz, **** assisting, or when a fights about to go down (but first make sure at least one of your bros is a big bro).

3. Bro Seshes
A bro sesh is pretty much what makes bromances worth it. It's just bros hanging out, by doing a whole variety of activities to further said bromance. If you want to build a bromance with someone, this is it! easiest way to build a bromantic relationship is through seshes. Don't know how to start a sesh? don't worry brah i'll help you out. Heres one of the most basic ones: Things you'll need: at least 2 bros, a couple cigs(optional), a bench and your good!. Thats it mang, only real requirement is at least 2 bros. (lolol jk about the cigs, but not really) heehee  

A bromance is perfect. It is simply the expression of affection between two bros who ain't actually gay. Once two bros have a bromance, it means their connection with one another has reached a level exceeding the brodom felt in the gym. Therefore they are allowed to have more intimate contact with one another than just a hand shake or a pat on the back. However it must be within reason. One does not want to cross the belt buckle threshold. Recall in my previous entries about bros not being gay. cause thats just gay f'real. Touching a bro bromantically is okay as long as its above the ventral waistline (backside doesn't matter). Ex: "Damn bro, your thighs are getting huge from those squats", (*bro1 proceeds to squeeze bro2's thighs) "not cool bro" (bro2 slaps bro1's hand off)

Oh this entry applies to brodettes as well.
aight mang, hope this entry helped. now stop wasting time on the opposite sex, and get on ur bromances!!

Hallow's Eve

So i'm at my crib sunday night givin out candy right? Probs the first time i've given out candy personally since fall 07 (my moms and pop weren't home) My observations: kids these days are too effing lazy. They expect you to hook em up with the good sh*t without sayin trick or treat! wtf is this nonsense, damn it, you gotta work for that shizz, dayum candy ain't free! Either degrade yourself or get the eff off my props f'real. I"m talking specifically to the preteen biotches who go out at 8:30 (cause they're cool kids and they're rebelling by going out late). I had a staring contest with this preteen ninja. i may have mentioned to some of you that it lasted for a whole 7 seconds. After 7 seconds i was like, "what do you sayy?" but in my tone it basically translated to "bro, either say it or GTFO" He muttered "trickotreat" I'm like "Damnnn Straight" 

Man, back in the day when i was trick or treatin, not only did you have to say trick or treat to get anything, but sometimes the parents gave you crap like dried raisins!!! It was a constant battle to get high quality sh*t like skittles. You think you can taste the rainbow by just showin up? hell naw, You had to invest time and energy to get what you wanted. It taught great critical thinking skills, like which sketch houses to avoid, and it taught great people skills, cause you had to ask ppl about houses and make trades, example: "yo bro you hit up that house yet?" "yea bro, don't bother, dat gurl be trippin, she givin out candied apples!" "damn bro, aight my mystery flavored airhead for that roll up?" "hell no, yo airhead AND the pink starburst" "aight deal." damn man, i cringe when i think about the next generation of bros.  I sneaked a peak at spiderman's bag (he was 8, mad cutee) and he had freakin snickers bars, 3 musketeers, full sized bags of m&ms, and freakin gushers!!, freakin spoiled brat.damn yo, kids got it too good these days. Imma tell my parents to give out bible verses next year. teach these punks a lesson on halloween etiquette. Hopefully turn them into the responsible bros and brodettes of tommorow.

saturday night was mad fun too, I <3 drunk ppl