GYM

ahh the gym. what a wondrous place filled with testosterone and iron. For me, what makes the gym such a beautiful place, would definitely be the community. The gym is basically a bro haven, where bros can go and feel a sense of connection to all bros. don't believe me? well read on brah, i'll explain everything very shortly. The gym does not discriminate. you got your small bros, your big bros, your medium sized bros, your brodettes (i saw a girl squatting 225 (yeah i counted) and i'm like dammnn okay respecttt), and you got your disgustingly nuclear powered v12 diesel bros. Bros come in all shapes sizes and colors. Although we have our differences outside the gym, inside the gym, we are as one. we help each other grow physically and mentally

the physical aspect: A bro does not hesitate to help a fellow bro in need of a spot. This is one of the fundamental rules of the gym. One that is innate to all bros. example: So i'm in the gym minding my own bizz gettinng big y'know? and this bro in the big bro category comes up to me and is like, "yo bro spot me?" Without hesitation i answer, "no prob bro i got you." he goes "aight mang"  So i go over to him after i'm done and i immediately notice he's going for 245 lb on bench press. i'm like SHIETTT okay big boii goin bigg. However my respect for this guy did not come to its apex until i saw him bench it 8 times in a row!! As I counted out how many he's done, i throw in some words of encouragement, cuz thats how bros bro out and connect,  I'm like, "you got this bro, three more, two more, one more, yeee brooo" As he finished, i'm like "nice mangg", and hes like "thanks bro", i'm like "np brah."

the mental part is obvious, seeing a big bro or a diesel bro throw up a bajiillion pounds makes you wonder and hope that one day you may become as large as this bro you also then respect this bro even more. Of course don't watch a bro lift unless your spotting them. cuz for real thats gay. bros ain't gay. just look secretly and admire. then again for the disgustingly large bros, admiration is all you want to do cuz who the eff wants to be that big? super inefficient. going back to the looking secretly thing, i've learned that if you get caught admiring a big boi, you can always quickly dart your eyes towards an exercise machine cause then it looks like your just getting mentally ready to do that exercise. 

lol yeah so come lift with me and my suitemates! we can admire big bois together 

my new baby

k i thought of something to write about: my new ride
so i've been asking my parents to let me have a car on campus for a while now, but they're always like, "naw bro, we dont got an extra ride for you" and i'm like "damn." however recently they bought a new car for themselves and suddenly, everything changed. one day, my dad's like, "brah, you know how you were asking for a new ride? you can take the minivan to school if you want" I"m like "oh shiett, shottyy" my lil bro's like "why would you want a minivan?" I"m like, "dumba$$, minivans are the sh*t, ur obvs too young to understand." and if you too are wondering why i love my new minivan let me drop some knowledge on you
these are some of the specs
1998 plymouth grand voyager; color: champagne  (okay hot color)

under the hood its packin a 150 hp 2.4 L EDZ I4 engine (okay respect)
it has a cd player, radio, air conditioning, sliding doors, removable bucket seats in the back, grocery bag hooks, and of course, countless cup holders.
yeah, whaddup get on my level
but really the only reason i love it so much is because its a functioning car LOL i'm thankful my parents decided to even let me have a car haha

oh shiett

i have a blog now
damn i thought i would have shit to say but i don't.