Hallow's Eve

So i'm at my crib sunday night givin out candy right? Probs the first time i've given out candy personally since fall 07 (my moms and pop weren't home) My observations: kids these days are too effing lazy. They expect you to hook em up with the good sh*t without sayin trick or treat! wtf is this nonsense, damn it, you gotta work for that shizz, dayum candy ain't free! Either degrade yourself or get the eff off my props f'real. I"m talking specifically to the preteen biotches who go out at 8:30 (cause they're cool kids and they're rebelling by going out late). I had a staring contest with this preteen ninja. i may have mentioned to some of you that it lasted for a whole 7 seconds. After 7 seconds i was like, "what do you sayy?" but in my tone it basically translated to "bro, either say it or GTFO" He muttered "trickotreat" I'm like "Damnnn Straight" 

Man, back in the day when i was trick or treatin, not only did you have to say trick or treat to get anything, but sometimes the parents gave you crap like dried raisins!!! It was a constant battle to get high quality sh*t like skittles. You think you can taste the rainbow by just showin up? hell naw, You had to invest time and energy to get what you wanted. It taught great critical thinking skills, like which sketch houses to avoid, and it taught great people skills, cause you had to ask ppl about houses and make trades, example: "yo bro you hit up that house yet?" "yea bro, don't bother, dat gurl be trippin, she givin out candied apples!" "damn bro, aight my mystery flavored airhead for that roll up?" "hell no, yo airhead AND the pink starburst" "aight deal." damn man, i cringe when i think about the next generation of bros.  I sneaked a peak at spiderman's bag (he was 8, mad cutee) and he had freakin snickers bars, 3 musketeers, full sized bags of m&ms, and freakin gushers!!, freakin spoiled brat.damn yo, kids got it too good these days. Imma tell my parents to give out bible verses next year. teach these punks a lesson on halloween etiquette. Hopefully turn them into the responsible bros and brodettes of tommorow.

saturday night was mad fun too, I <3 drunk ppl